Bow Ties

I'm considering a move to bow ties. I think they would reflect my unique personality better than a regular necktie. Don't get me wrong — I've got nothing against neckties. But even the best neck tie only says "George!" Where a bow tie says "GEORGE!!!"

Readers, what do you think?

Advise for Tom

If I was the father of Tom Cruise, I'd sit him down for a talk to tell him that he's acting like a damn fool (pardon my french). I'd also tell him it's OK to be gay and to stop pretending to be otherwise. Besides, it's no secret — eveyone already knows. Finally, I'd tell him to leave that poor Katie Holmes alone; those staged public displays of affection make people feel some kind of uncomfortable.